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If you look you cannot see me.
And if you see me you cannot see anything else.
I can make anything you want happen, but later everything goes back to normal. What am I?
GammaDeltaII
GammaDeltaII
Based on the first two lines I was thinking the inside of your eyelids, but based on the last line it's probably a dream or your imagination, although you can't really control dreams and you can actually imagine things with your eyes open, so perhaps it's neither of them.
redzYe
redzYe
Imagination is the right answer :)
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REM
REM
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What a name, you must like your job!
help me
OTe
OTe
The "Unknown Soldier" not allowed name on our servers, change nickname.
Wtf is this Hyb?You got verrückt since i am not around you.
Hybrid
Hybrid
better, schatz?
Ana
Ana
:))))))))) yeah
So, as I am on a mission to spam on everyones wall, I noticed, I wasn't here yet...


A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?