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Now Called $nipinBitch3$ Jan 25, 2017

Jaybird9876 was last seen:
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    1. Jaybird9876
      Now Called $nipinBitch3$
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      I don't have anything to say..............................................................................................0 characters left.
    3. Jaybird9876
      Pro-mod expert. get good bruh >:(
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      Single and Ready to Mingle :P
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    Aug 25, 1999 (Age: 18)
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    • Call of Duty 4
    • Call of Duty:World at War
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    Call of Duty 4
    Jingle Bells parody 1:
    Dashing through the sand
    with a bomb stuck to my back,
    I've got a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq.
    I got through checkpoint A but not through checkpoint B.
    That's when I got shot by the US Military.

    Jingle Bells parody 2:

    dashing through the snow
    on a pair of broken skis, over the hills we go
    bashing into trees, the snow is turning red,
    I think I'm almost dead,
    All I want for Christmas now is a hospital bed.

    Jingle Bells Parody 3:

    Santa Clause, Santa Clause, Santa Clause is dead
    Rudolph took a .44 and shot him in the head, oh
    Barbie doll, Barbie doll tried to save his life
    but GI- Joe FROM MEXICO stabbed her with a knife.


    One day at the end of class, little Johnny's teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story.
    Little Suzy raises her hand. "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road." When the teacher asked for the moral of the story, Suzy replied, "Don't keep all your eggs in one basket."
    Next up was little Johnny. "My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam war, and his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed but could only take a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way down, he drank the case of beer. Then he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but then he ran out of bullets! So he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. Then the blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands."
    The teacher looked a little shocked. After clearing her throat, she asked what possible moral there could be to this story.
    "Well," Johnny replied, "Don't f**k with Uncle Ted when he's been drinking."